Kids today and their fancy designer drugs. When I was growing up, I’d eat some Blue Unicorn acid, bug out to the Billy Joel video for “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” then hitch a ride to the beach with a bunch of friends, smoke some weed, swim in the ocean as the sun came up, discover the meaning of life and promptly forget it… but I never ate any man flesh!
What’s this world coming to? Oh, for the good ol’ days.
I’d sure like to get together with some friends and spread a little love on this broken rock. What if we planned some holy mischief and call it a caper? Yeah, that would rule.
You know what would be great? David Attenborough doing a voice over on a video of a turtle humping a sandal.