Thank you for supporting spiritual buffoonery!
Now that you are an official member of The Order of the Merry Monk, email me any time you want. I’ll give you my phone number and I’ll listen to your problems, try to cheer you up, bless you with buffoonery, talk with you about deep stuff and even provide spiritual guidance if you request it… whatever! I’m here to serve you.
Remember, I’m looking for 1,000 people to donate $10/month so that I can spend all my time being merry, thinking deep spiritual stuff and blessing the hell out of people! Please share my posts with your friends and family who need my merry monkery!